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the only reason men try to avoid pissing their girlfriends off
OH shit I aint gettin none shes gotta dildo
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A fake penis that you stick up your ass/vagina.
"I can fit five dildos in my ass at one time!", explained Chris with utter joy.
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a boyfriend that will never lose his erection,is always in the mood, larger than all my previous boyfriends, and doesn't talk- who can ask for more- the only downfall is he doesn't earn an income and can't take out the trash
I recommend the tantric blue twist dildo for 34.95
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She didn't have a boyfriend so she just pleasured herself with her dildo
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a long, hard, pointy, plastic thing,that some girls shove in there pussies. they may be bigger than most dicks but .......
........... its just not the same :(
say what u want, but deep down inside u no u want some real cock. a dildo just won't do
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Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.
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1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina
2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener
A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..
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