dimp

crap poo, dookie, boner, anything related to fecal matter.

I went to work today. What a bunch of DIMP my job is..

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dimping

A female excessively lusting after a male to the extent that she makes a damn fool out of herself. In other words, the reverse of simping. Dimping is exhibited in many forms including:

- giving away the sex too easily
- initiating communication too often and getting bent out of shape when the response is slow or non-existent
- telling all her girlfriends how much she wants to have so-and-so's babies
- showing up at a guy's home uninvited after he's rejected her for the millionth time
- creating shrines of her most beloved male celebrity despite knowing deep down he'll forever be unobtainable

Word of advice to parents: tell your sons not to simp and your daughters not to dimp. It's bad for their mental health and self-esteem.

Dear Dr. Phil,

My daughter Susie Q is boy-crazy over this silly guy at school. She follows him around, built a shrine for him, and keeps saying she wants his babies. Please help her to stop dimping. I'm worried about her future.

- Worried Parents

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Dimp

Some one shy or awkward

Awh bless she’s dimp

‘You’re so dimp’

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Dimp

The little piece of shit you arent able to keep shitting.

Sumair you're such a dimp!

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DIMP

DIMP is an internet acronym for "Deucing In My Pants", used to denote great amusement in chat conversations. Most commonly used to convey the image that the user, as a result of laughing so hard, has just soiled themself.

DIMP, much like LOL(ROFL, ROFLMAO, etc.), can be expanded to signify the amount of fecal matter that has occupied the users pants. Such examples would be DIMPWSLO (Deucing In My Pants With Some Leaking Out) or DIMPWSLORDML (Deucing In My Pants With Some Leaking Out and Running down My Leg)

However, it should be noted that is where the similarities between "DIMP" and "LOL" end. "DIMP" is the ideological antithesis to the cultural malignancy that is "LOL" and should not be used vapidly.

When visiting www.planetmanadventures.com, I found the juvenile and offensive nature of the comic strips to be so uproariously humorous that I could not stop DIMPWSLO.

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Dimp

A person who appears to be physically similar to a house or a bus

Zach McNair is such a dimp.

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Dimp

While being a simp is being submissive, being a Dimp is staying Dominant while complimenting women.

Dom: "On your knees, you gorgeous woman!"
Sub: "Yes sir"
Other Dom: "Dimp!"

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