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Dinosaur Nuggets

Nothing can beat the feeling when your rough tongue touching the crispy edges of the nugget. This feeling is unique and nothing get beat it, its taste is nothing anything can beat. Their shape, waists, eyes, legs and neck are so sexy it makes me aroused. I would honestly marry dinosaur nuggets but it won't be legal, everyone loves dino nuggets. I feel aroused and sexual around dinosaur nuggets, as if they bring an aura and emotion out of me and present it to the whole world like, it's some sort of new 'expensive' supreme shirt they bought off wish for like, $4 dollars. For a summary, Dino nuggets are a legend and a blessing at the same time, if dino nuggets were a human. They would be like Elon Musk.

Mother: *Walks into room* "What are you doing?!"

Y/n: "Jacking off to Dinosaur Nuggets-"

Mother: "What is Dinosaur Nuggets?"

Y/n: "It's a sexy food that is nice and crispy"

by Yourmotherthatssecretlydad April 1, 2022


Dinosaur Chicken Nugget

When you meet a guy whose small scrawny appearance makes you think their pp is small, but in reality they possess a gargantua, thus prompting the fitting name 'dinosaur chicken nugget'.

Person 1: Yo I just saw this small scrawny looking dude at the gym locker room, and when he stripped naked I was shocked that his dick was actually a dinosaur chicken nugget!
person 2: Wtf, why would you be looking at a naked dude in the first place?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021