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1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.
2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.
-The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine.
-That guy's a freaking dipstick!
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a penis that is multi-colored
Clayton's penis was pink on one side and brown on the other! Plus that dipstick had a hairy ass!
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1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.
1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.
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Someone who got dropped on the head as a baby.
"Hey that Jonny is such a dipstick."
Something my Italian dad continuously says, thinking it to be an insult when in reality he sounds like a fat bald retard.
That's not how you do it, you DIPSTICK!!!!
(ADJ.)derogatory slang of a man's small penis. Could also be used an a noun
(ADJ.)"You are a Dipstick!"
(Noun)"Where is he, Where is that Dip Stick."
could be in place of pencil dick, needle dick or thin brain.
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A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.
Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)
this tool is named a dipstick
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fine example of a dipstick
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