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The act of carefully emptying the contents of a Cadbury’s creme egg through an unnoticeable hole, filling the egg with spunk and then kindly offering it to an unsuspecting friend.
John: I’m so pissed off with Keith.
Paul: Okay.
John: He beat me 5-0 at Fifa!
Paul: Hmm.
John: But I’ll have my revenge… in the form of a dirty creme egg.
Paul: You should see a doctor.
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Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.
Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?
Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.
When you start out with raw anal sex then move to the vagina without cleaning your penis off first.
Last night me and Kim got it on and I gave her a dirty egg.
When a man is getting busy with a woman using soy sauce as lube, and using an egg roll as the member.
I gave her the ol’ dirty egg roll.