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When a man injects herion into the vein in his his dick, and then gets an abscess on the injection site. Then, when he’s getting a blow job and the abscess ruptured and starts draining in her mouth right before he ejacultes in her mouth.
“Did you just cum twice?”
“No, I just gave you the heroin dirty martini”
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Not to be confused with the classic Dirty Martini, a Dirty Sanchez Martini is 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, and garnished with an 3 "olives" made of poo on a coctail toothpick.
Yesterday my boyfriend fucked a supermodel, so today I mixed them both up a Dirty Sanchez Martini, with extra olives.
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When a woman has to do a hand stand and then spread her legs in a Y formation (like a martini glass) and the dude eats her ass. 😂😂💀
Bob: we did the dirty martini last night.
Joe: did it taste as good as it sounds
Bob: hell yes. That ass was delicious