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When you laugh so hard you fart
I accidentally dirty Ann Marie'd in Public I'm so embarrassed
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When you burn the shit out of a grill cheese while getting fucked in the ass.
I was in the kitchen getting dirty Mary Margaret my boy friend.
The art of using both ends of a dildo while giving your partner a hug.
Gazz: I really wanted cuddles last night but she didnt. It’s okay in the end she gave me a Dirty Lidl Marie
when a girl is on the rag, sits on a guys face and leaves a red ring around his mouth.
Yo, I was going to eat my girl's pussy out and she sat on my face leaving me a dirty marie gotee!
When you get drunk taking a pee and fall in the bathtub.
My girlfriend got so drunk she pulled a dirty Mary Jo.
When you get really drunk at a family outing and decided to take your date into a camper to shag where the rest of your dates family is sleeping. All while gently rocking them to sleep and moaning “Baby.”
She had two drinks, took a lithium, and pulled a Dirty Mary Jo.
A meadow scented herb of the indica family. It provides calm, relaxed good times all day long.
I smoked some Dirty Shellie Marie to calm me down for the rest of the day