Disasturbate

When you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently masturbate.

"Yo, did you finally have sex with your girlfriend last night"
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."

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Disasturbate

To fantasize over SHTF scenarios.

Watching that show Doomsday Preppers is great way to disasturbate.

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Disasturbation

When you feel the sudden need to 'choke yo chicken' when faced with almost certain death.

"Oh no the zombies have broken in through my back doors ;)"
*explosive disasturbation*