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The act of masturbating to DVD porn that you have seen a hundred times because your internet connection is down.
"Dude, what are you doing later?" "Well since my DSL line is with At&t and there aren't any good milfy girls here at the club tonight, it looks like I will just go disc golfing."
A stupid game played by low skilled low intellect stoners who aren't man enough for golf. Really just Frisbee for people who don't have friends to throw it back.
"I'm gonna get high, throw on some cargo shorts and flip flops and take my loser, patchouli stinking ass into the woods to throw Frisbees at trees. I'll call it disc golf so I can get pissed at people who call it what it really is."
We're playing disc golf. I'm going to throw a friggin frisbee through Iron Maiden's chain jockstrap 18 times.
A sport played during a mid-life crisis. A semi-athletic activity where grown adults pretend they’re chill but are actually aggressively competing with plastic frisbees in public parks. Often includes cargo shorts, existential dread, and an IPA.
“Brian started playing disc golf after his third breakup and now won’t shut up about wind resistance.”