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one has received the winona discount on an item when it is shoplifted
It's o.k. I didn't spend a bundle on it; I took the winona discount.
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The act of getting a great discount for walking around barefoot in Santa Cruz and being disgusting, while the store clerk feels sorry for you.
*Jenn* How'd you get that bag for such a cheap price Dani?
*Dani* Just the dirty discount babbby!
A minority discount applies when a customer is mistaken for an employee based on ethnicity, resulting in goods or admission being granted free of charge. This can occur at such places as luxury resorts, restaurants, clubs and V.I.P. lounges.
Laquisha: Damn, you back already? How was your vacation?
Jose: I got coats, hats, money, a tray of drinks and I didn't have to pay admission to anything ever. Someone almost gave me a car but the other guy got it first.
Laquisha: Word. I got a Minority Discount in Seattle. Where's your hair net at?
The punishment an employer gives his employees who have not changed job for a long time, in the form of, but not limited to, reduction in compensation, job elimination, etc.
"Look at this -- Euan Taylor, he's been with us fourteen years, for Christ's sake! He ain't going anywhere. Or Bill Parker, he's been here seventeen years! These guys have to get a loyalty discount." - From The Insiders by David Charters (http://tinyurl.com/98992r)
F**k, I was L.D'ed for another year!
Not real nudes
Discount nudes are pictures of things most people wouldn't expect to be defined as nudes.
Examples of discount nudes include pictures of legs, thighs, arms, ankles, etc.
I'm a simple man, I just need some discount nudes in my life.
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Also known as Hell, a desolate and fiendish place ridden with demonic energies that seek to strangle any and all traces of human consciousness from people so they are more easily controlled by corporate entities (i.e. demons). The name is also an illusion, as you will be sufficiently ripped off if you get your vehicle worked on there.
"Hey man, what time do you clock out of Tire Discounters?"
'.........I don't, sorry.'
When your close friend works at an establishment and never gives you a break on anything you buy. This is made worse if you have just treated him and his date to an expensive dinner the night before.
X: Lets go play some golf at the place your buddy works.
Y: Glad to, but dont expect him to take care of us, the only discount he ever gives his friends is the Dominic Discount.