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A quarterly payment to shareholders of various equities, including owners of American Capital Strategies, often exceeding 10-11% annually. These healthy divident payments more than make up for having to explain the meaning of the word so often to newcomers to forums and chatrooms.
When will the divident show up in my account? I bought it today on purpose because I know that it is ex-divident day...
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An underground Instagram fashion brand that the Tuinenberg nigga owns.
Bro that's a really cool zip-up! Where'd you get it from?
Thanks bro, I got it from Divide The Youth.
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A 4chan meme in where if someone divides by zero something very disastrous happens.
(Hole explodes in the ground) Damnit, did someone divide by zero!?
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When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".
Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."
Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."
A song released for the second Transformers movie. It follows the hit release from the first Transformers movie, What I've done.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen the new Transformers movie with New Divide in it?
Guy 2: No, but I really liked What I've done.
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A rhyming request made by people entreating someone to either share what they have or put it away. This can apply to food, a CD that people want burned copies of, or even your significant other.
Man, I'm tired of watching you chew a new stick of gum every three minutes. Hide it or divide it!
You keep going on and on about how great Pat is, so hide it or divide it, girl. Give us a chance.
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