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When your friends were right...
Married Guy- Hey bro I'm getting a divorce
Friend- It's about time, I told you she was a bitch
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An event that has become very common in today's society. Affects children more than adults-generally causes the parents to tell their children that "We're still friends" while talking shit about the absent partner and forcing the child to call them to tell them something. It is also the beginning of the introduction of a step-parent (aka demon in most cases) who feels it is their role in life to be a complete ass- all the freakin time.
me:I don't know a single person whose parents are still married, do you?
Jim: Um..no I don't either, thats bad isnt it?
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An ugly thing that hurts more than one of the parents. It can break a young child's heart. See the example below!
Mom: Billy, your father and I are getting a divorce.
Dad: Now, don't think this is all about you.
Billy: It was me! I was the one who killed the cat.
Mom: Not true. Pooders fell of a cliff.
Billy: Will you still live with each other?
(Mom and Dad glance at each other.)
Mom: No I'm sorry. Daddy is moving out.
Billy: Why?
(runs up to bedroom)
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from the latin meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet.
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The same thing as a tornado someguys gonna lose his trailer house
I heard Johns living behind Walmart after his divorce
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A period at the end of woman's marriage where she becomes an emotionally unstable, gold digging, bitch with an unearned sense of entitlement.
She was getting a divorce and was taking everything .
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