You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

To be caught in a proverbial corner in which you can do or say two things, but either way the outcome is negative.

Your father wants you to take out the trash, and your mother wants you to was the dishes. If you take out the trash, your mother will be upset, and if you do the dishes, your father will be upset. You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

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You're doing it! / You did it again!

a noncommittal critique of one's film directed towards the creator of the lackluster piece of artwork used to reassure them with a substitution for praise.

You're a hollywood hotshot... You're attending the premiere screening of yet another Saw movie, Saw 14. You can't tell the director he did a good job, because he didn't. Instead, what do you say? "You're doing it! / You did it again!"

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Where you can go and what you can do while you're there

A roundabout way of saying "go fuck yourself."

Guy 1: Dude, you're such a retard, how could you miss something like that? *laughs*

Guy 2: Yeah, well, you know where you can go and what you can do while you're there.

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what you're doing with your mouth is illegal

you are being a dickrider or you are on somebody's dick

James: your shirt is mad ugly, you need to throw that shit away
Jerry: what you're doing with your mouth is illegal

Do as you're told

Another word for cocaine

I've been railing lines of do as you're told all night and I'm fucked

Shall we get a couple grams of do as you're told?

The thing you're doing

Shilling for billionaires so a retard can pretend to be what I am.

Hym "And the thing YOU'RE doing is what, exactly? Now... Take your first response. Look at the response. You just made up a work of fiction. You know and I know that the thought that just popped in your head just now isn't reality. And that is where you want the people around you to live. In un-reality. That is the problem with you. You're shit."

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."