Where do you get off

A question asked to determine which exit someone takes when "getting off" the interstate.

Person 1: So I stole my sons birthday money and honestly dont feel bad about it..

Person 2: Oh my god, where do you get off?

Person 1: I usually take exit 9.

Person 2: Ah I see, okay what were you saying about your stupid son?

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how do you get dick from richard

simply ask him nicely

1: how do you get dick from richard
2: ask him nicely

do you wanna get down?

a term for do you wanna fight?

you keep talking, do you wanna get down?

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What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Joker.

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Murray: Call the poli-

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Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

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Do you want to get in on some of this action?

Question commonly asked when one wants to know if another wants to get in on implied or stated action.

Jim: Do you want to get in on some of this action? *points to chips and salsa*

Pete: No thanks, I'm Good.

Jeremy: Do you want to get in on some of this action? *directs gaze toward female on which he is currently performing the Boston Tugboat*

Steves: Yes, thanks for asking! Let me get next.

Derek: Do you want to get in on some of this Taco Bell action?

Rob: Naw, I don't want none of that action.

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If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measure

If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.

Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures