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When a boy/girl under 18 is given an article of clothing as a present, and they yell at the top of their lungs: "Master has presented Dobby with (article of clothing), Dobby is free!!!" After the cry is yelled, the boy/girl proceeds to freak out. Often used during christmas when underwear or ugly sweaters are recieved and the "Dobby" in the situation does not like it.
Mom: Happy Birthday Jonathan!!!, Here is your gift!
Jon:* Violently opens present to find a pair of socks.* M- master has Presented Dobby with socks, Dobby is freee!
*strips down to wife beater and proceeds to run out of the house
Mom: Fuck. He's Dobbying again. SON, STOP DOBBYING!! I'LL GET YOU MONEY!!!
A small rather ugly looking house elf that looks like a ragdoll. dobby is the former servant of the malfoys. He disobeyed their commands in harry potter and the chamber of secrets in order to warn harry about the evil in the school. however dobby isnt allowed to tell very important things without hurting himself becasue hes not supposed to. In the end, dobby is thrown a sock by lucius malfoy (thanks to harry potter) and dobby was set free. he is now at hogwarts where he works for very small amounts of money and wears many coks and scarfs. he is also extremely loyal to harry potter.
Harry: who are you?
Dobby: "dobby sir, dobby the house elf"
Harry: "not to be rude or anything, but this isnt a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom"
Dobby: "oh dobby understands sir, its just that dobby, has something you must know. it is difficult sir, dobby wonders where to begin."
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Caring house elf if you have ever watched Harry Potter you grow very very fond of Dobby by the time he died
I was SO sad when dobby died in the Deathly hollows.
garden centre where middle class halfwits come and ask for everything they buy to be wrapped in tissue paper.
"Hello, I work at Dobbies and I'm suicidal"
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"Can i take the next customer at this checkout please"
"Hi, you don't mind wrapping this mug, compost bag, barbecue and towel up in tissue paper do you? It's just I've got a long journey back home and I don't want them to break"
"Get bent, bitch."
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Man, look at him over there eating apples. He's a total Dobbie!
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Dob-by
dob-bee
verb. dobby'd, dobbying, dobbys.
When, during intercourse, the male finishes by climaxing into an old sock found on the floor, then throwing said sock at the female and loudly announcing her freedom for all the world to hear.
Man1: "Oh dude, so we were fucking and i was about to cum, and i saw an old sock on the ground, so i grabbed it, blew my massive wad on it and Dobby'd the fuck out of her."
Man2:"Did you remember to inform her of her freedom?"
Man1:"YEAH! It was hilarious, i was like;"YOU ARE NO LONGER SLAVE TO THE HOUSE OF MALFOY!!"
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Dobby - To call one silly or foolish.
Monica you dobby fuckin cunt , get a job.
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