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This is what a dog eats for breakfast. Probably a bonio.
DOn't eat all the bonios. theyre for the dog's breakfast
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Very simply -- Vomit.
Have you ever seen a dog eating vomit?
Usually refers to the vomit resulting from a full night's drinking, hence, being so drunk, one vomits in the street, and, being that drunk, one has usually acted very stupid throughout the evening. The phrase "A dog's breakfast" is usually attributed to the way one has acted prior to the resulting vomiting. Phrase popularized by the sit-com Kath and Kim (AUS).
Sharon was totally out of control at my bachelorette party -- she really made a dog's breakfast of herself!
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The human brain and what it's worth, according to author Kurt Vonnegut.
How could he have figured it out on his own using only that dog's breakfast between his ears?
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When you're a in a mad morning rush & dont have time to clean your teeth/deoderise or shower. You only have time for what the dog would do before he went out bum sniffing for the day. A piss & followed by dipping your face in a bowl of water
I woke up at 8.55 & had to go straight to work. I'm proper stinking, cos all i had time for was a Dog's Breakfast
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When you and your buddy pull an all-nighter and celebrate the ending with a corn dog feast, usually followed by corn dog farts.
My friend Woody and I enjoyed a nice Corn Dog Breakfast after a late night playing Call of Duty.
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Dogs allowed to roam free in rural areas will sometimes kill and eat small wild animals, thereby acquiring intestinal worm infestations. This can cause them to vomit in the night. Not every dog in that situation, but some, will then eat their own vomit, now-dead worms and all, when they wake in the morning.
Woke to find that Harley had already made his own dog's breakfast - puked up that rabbit he caught, plus some roundworms, and was re-eating the whole mess off the floor in the summer kitchen, by the wood stove.
When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess
"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"