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ME THINKING OF HOW TO DO HOMEWORK...
AND I DO IT LIKESTRANGE WAY.
LIKE EXPLODING A NUKE.
SOMEONE:HOW TO DO HOMEWORK???
ME: USE A NUKE.
What you're thinking. Usually thought with said homework in a pile next to a big distraction, most likely a computer.
I should be doing homework but instead I'm on the urban dictionary reading a riveting definition.
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Hello! You're most likely procrastinating right now. I can imagine that big pile of homework sitting next to you that is all due tomorrow. I would tell you to stop browsing urban dictionary but I know you won't listen. Good luck, you'll need a lot of it.
P.S. Faking sick can sometimes be a good excuse and can give you an extra day to complete that homework that I know you probably wont do today.
I should be doing homework.
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What you're thinking. Usually thought with a computer sitting by said homework.
I should be doing homework but instead I'm on urban dictionary because it's more interesting.
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why are u searching this on here and not google?
person 1: how do you do homework?
person 2: pay attention in class homie
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When you are at home instead of doing the shit your fucking suppose, you decide to be a smart ass and go on fuckin MySpace all up in here like I CAN DO THIS ISH LATA and you end up failing in that class and feel like a huge piece of dog shit. Basically, every teenager's day to day life.
Mom: Billy, what are ya doin?
Billy: oh, I'm " Doing my Homework"
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1. What teachers always blabber about.
2. An excuse from your parents just so that they can always get what they want while you do your homework, or maybe even do perverted things (see masturbate and sex).
Example 1:
Teacher: Do your homework
Kid: But I'm still at school, Mrs. Dick.
Teacher: Do your homework
Kid: But it's too early
Teacher: Do your homework
Kid: GODDAMN BITCH
Teacher: Michael! Now it's 2 hours detention for you!
Kid: Fuck.
Teacher: 3 hours!
Example 2:
Kid: Ahh, time to watch some porn while mom's not looki-
Mom: Michael, don't you have some homework to do?
Kid: But mom, can't I just-
Mom: DO YOUR HOMEWORK. NOW.
Kid: Darn.
-Kid walks away-
Mom: Hmm...PORN?! Oh, well...seems fun...
-masturbates while watching-
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