Do I look fat in this dress

If she looks fat, tell her she looks fuckin fat. Don't lie just to get sex. If that bitch is fat, then dump her and go for something hotter

Bitch: "Do I look fat in this dress"

you: "yes baby you do, you so fuckin fat come give me a blow job or else I'm gonna go to the brothel tonight!!!"

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DO I LOOK FAT

ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no

Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch

female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...