you don't care what the person is saying, at all
As my friend told me about his coin collection I said, "Guess what, I don't give two shits!!".
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The most polite and courtesy way of telling someone to leave you alone.
some poser asshole: Well like, I was at the mall and like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Me: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
poser jizzmonger: *walks away crying*
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Something a person will say when they don't care what a person has to say. Phrase is most heavily used by people who are being talked to by a liberal or polititian. The phrase can be tracked as far as the year 1812s when the English told Americans that they are mean and need to give them thier land back. The Americans replied "I dont give a shit".
I don't you fully appreciate on how mass of a scale I dont give a shit.
"Dude I have hepititise c", "I don't give a shit".
"Hey man can I have a drink of your beer," "I don't give a shit".
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I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter
"I don't give a shit for shit and other shit"
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An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.
Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.
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Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.
Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?
Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!
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If you use this sentence, it means you hate mathematics like me. This sentence is the ENEMY of all mathematics universe.
Teacher: So have you found the value of "Y" john?
John: Yes miss.
Teacher: Then tell me.
John: y = I don't give a shit
Class: *laugh*
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