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The assumed truth of life where one believes their parents don't, never have, and never will have sex. Babies are all delivered by storks.
My "parents don't have sex", my mom is a virgin and i was delivered by a stork. You will never convince me otherwise.
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It means you don't have to lie to impress a person or to be accepted. Basically its hiding something from someone or lying about something to fit in.
Me: I hate it when guys wear skinny jeans.
Marques: me too!
Me: Pshh you don't have to lie to kick it, i know you gotta pair.
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You either don't know the answer, or you're pretending you don't.
Your girlfriend: Why is there another woman's thong under your bed?
You (looking shocked): I don't have a clue. Dog must have dragged it in from the yard.
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BTS Jin's answer when interviewer asked about BTS's dating life and whether they are dating with ARMY (BTS fandom name) or not
The ultimate lousy excuse/argument, intended to be completely random and unrelated.
"Dude why did you do that?"
"Cause popcorns don't have antennas."
"Justin Bieber isn't gay!"
"Popcorns don't have antennas, therefore your argument is invalid."
One of Bart Simpson's telltale catchphrases
"don't have a cow man" said Bart after he burnt down Skinner's house
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like saying; i don't have the balls to (your choice!) for WOMEN! OR: i HAD/HAVE the ovaries to (do something)
(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)
at the pick up bar: go on over and talk to him!! (response:) i don't have the ovaries!
sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!
jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!
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