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A Philism used to fill a lull in conversation or as a pathetic comeback to a derogatory quip. Most often used excessively in conjunction with “what are you doing?”
Phil: Mike what are you doing?
Mike: Checking out Craig’s list
Phil: Dude don’t lie
Dan: Phil was so drunk he took point with the FUF again.
Phil: Dude don’t lie she had a good personality.
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Ball never lies, he is the ultimate peak of smartness is an overall god. Saying the phrase is like another way of saying 'Fax' 'Facts' or 'True'.
Aryan: "I am gay"
Bob: "Ball don't lie"
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A basketball reference. When yo mans calls a false call and you both shoot for possession of the ball (see miss off me; tops if necessary; tops period). Whoever wins possession has the right to say "Ball don't lie" in order to justify his actions. Some people believe that the phrase "Ball don't lie" has deeper meaning. They believe that God (through the ball) may invoke a certain karma for lying by altering the path of the ball in favor of the honest player. Which basically means even if u win the ball, u gon miss od even if u usually got the glitch and Mr. get yo garbage man construction worker loookin' head is gonna drop u, break yo ankles put it on snap and TYB (see TYB).
Jerome-*Trips on air while driving in the paint* "Foul"!!!
Bobby-" I didn't touch you ur 5 feet away from me"
Bobby- "You know what, Jerome miss off you"
Jerome- "Bet" *Swishes shot* "I guess Ball don't lie"
3 days later
Tyrone- "Dang Jerome how you got your ankles cooked and yo girl won't even sign yo cast "
-At Jerome's Locker, Everbody Watching
Patricia- "Jerome we through I 'ont date trash like you! Ima be chillin' with my new boo Bobby".
Bobby- "Coach Brown just said he doesn't know how he missed me during tryouts and that Ima take yo spot as starting point guard as of today". "I guess Ball really doesn't lie".
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When your mom tries to get sexual with every guy in the area
Dang dude! Your moms hips don't lie.
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To be used when expressing your real thoughts in a situation - a Shakira version of i'm not going to lie to you.
My hips don't lie, your Bhangra version of the A-Team Theme tune was much better the first time round
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Just means don't talk shit behind my back. If you do you're a pussy.
Don't lie on my name or you'll get jumped walahi.
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An indivual who presents false information with the intention of deceiving another party and trying to look like a baller or to make himself or herself look good. In many cases done infront of an oppisite sex to try and seduce them.
To lie outrageously or brazenly
1.) "Artin lies to make friends when he is around mona his girlfriend."
2.) Navid lies to make friends to Arta to excite him.
3.) Asif says: My name is usif Arta says: Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)Asif!
4.) Converstation form: Nadim says: "My neckalace is $50 christina" Arta responds " Nadim Don't lie to make friends, you don't have $50"
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