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When a man is woken up in the morning by his woman, who is already in the act of having intercourse with him.
Guy 1: So I wake up this morning and Vanessa is on top of me and my pants are down!
Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!
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Phrase attributed to 1930s movie star Carole Lombard after being exposed as having an adulterous affair with Clark Gable.
"At a hastily called press conference, the exasperated Lombard allegedly shouted, 'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' out of frustration.
"Needless to say, due to the times, none of those present printed her words, but bad blood continued between Lombard and an outraged Louella Parsons until Lombard's death."
-- Jim Bacon, "Gable & Lombard: A Romance Made in Hollywood" (Parade Magazine, November 25, 1963)
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