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hand dooker

Basically a hand job as used as a last resort or as barter or trade.
When she won't have sex with you or give your oral pleasure you could at least settle for a "hand dooker" not that great but at it's better than nothing usually preformed with no lube but not always. Hand dooker may also be used to bribe a friend.

Friend: What happened with you and Julie?

"She said no sex on the first date so I settled for a hand dooker instead

" I'll trade you a hand dooker for some of those cool ranch Doritos".

by DJBELLTOWER June 4, 2014


Molly Dooker

A left hander
user of the left hand as a preference

The batsman was a molly dooker

by Lester J February 19, 2008

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Phantom dooker

A larger poo teasing your pants by poking in and out of your anus almost touching cotton but dashing back in the second its presence is felt leaving nothing but its rancid odor left from is warm depths, where it can cling to all fabrics and smell for about 2 severe minutes.
Usually the preamble to a very large poo mostly within an hour.
If missed can lead to constipation.

Danny: man those tacos, cheetos, munchos with a coke...and a lot of water was good.
Jeff: yeah man
Danny: yeah wow i think i pooped my pants
Jeff: o man whats that nasty smell
Danny: i dont know man gimme a napikin
Jeff: ok
Dannt: naa dude it was just the Phantom Dooker
Jeff: o dang we need to get you to a hospital soon; th Pootrain will pull into Pants Station

by DMAC4 April 20, 2009

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Dinky dooker

A dinky dooker is a word for a complete beat up shitty car. Such as a 1996 Honda civic.

โ€œDid you hear that Honda?โ€

โ€œYeah, that thing is a dinky dookerโ€

by Black boi 3000 July 21, 2023


skin that dooker

To perform anal sex.

"Didja skin that dooker yet?"

see All the Real Girls

by Bust-Ass July 8, 2010


aqua-dooker

A piece of larger fecal matter released in water. An aqua-dooker may sometimes float.

I proceeded to make an aqua-dooker in Henry's kiddie pool.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

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dooker smack

some one who smacks ass

ur a fuckin dooker smack

by hope February 23, 2004

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