Alabama double wide

The act of placing two couches face-to-face to make a makeshift bed for intercourse

We didn’t have a bed . So I pulled an Alabama double wide . So we could fuck

double-wide queen

A trailer park ho who likes to bang refinery workers, rodeo circuit riders and other ignorant redneck types (including family members).

Her step-daddy is on his long change between shifts, so they're locked up for at least two days playing double-wide queen.

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Double wide and elbow deep

A particularly vigorous game of fisting, whereby both hands, wrists and forearms are inserted into the anus.

Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale

Observer 1: Tarquin is a little light on the loafers today?
Observer 2: Yep, heard that James was 'double wide and elbow deep' in him last night.
Observer 1: Fuck! That is going to smart, even for an expert 'catcher' like Tarquin.

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Double-wide SCSI

A term referencing any person and/or object that is nasty, old or considered trailer trash. More specifically, it applies to the large SCSI cables that were used on large computer equipment and scanners back in the 90's.

Run Ma! He has a double-wide SCSI (scuzzy)!
She moved into a double-wide SCSI (scuzzy).
That girl is a double-wide SCSI (scuzzy).

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double wide man snake

When two men take on one woman, each filling the same wet hole.

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Double wide nutty buddy

An obese person(s) in an orgy/gangbang

“Man Trisha was wild last night! Definitely our new double wide nutty buddy.”

double decker double wide

known as a gigantic tour bus

Will work for my double decker double wide.

~Keller Williams

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