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The act whereby 2 superior members of an organizational chart (manager, assistant manager) try to brow beat a subordinate member of same chart into blindly following along with their mission, no matter how moronic and half baked. Often found within the Injection Molding Industry.
#1 - Here, write this up without the facts to back it up
#2 - Yea you don't need all those stupid facts
#3 - You dictate, I'll type it up for YOU
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Double Teamed; Getting your ass kicked by two people.
I was holding my own in that fight until the guy's buddy decided to join in. They really double teamed me good.
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When someone makes a post on Facebook and you and another friend (the double teamers) both comment on the post in order to make fun of the original post. The comments almost always end in smiley faces to express sarcastic joy or happiness. The comments need to be made close together time-wise and should convey a similar message.
This is often used when a couple are getting too lovey dovey on Facebook and you want to ruin the moment and make it awkward for both of them. It is best to use it when the couple just like each other and aren't going out yet. Use it then for optimum awkwardness. Facebook double teaming is also used to make fun of a dude who is whipped by his girl. Whit-cheee
It can also be used to argue and make fun of people who make stupids posts or statuses.
boy posts on girl's wall: Hey you, I can't wait for Friday night! Going out to the movies with you is my favorite! Mwah!
comment by Facebook Double Team: You two are so cute!!! ;) :)
comment by other Facebook Double Teamer: You lovebirds are meant for each other! =)
girl posts on boy's wall: Hey what did you get on the science test?? I was just wondering since you stayed up to study so late lol.
KBYE
comment by double teamer: Get Some! =) =)
comment by other double teamer: These two should be a couple they are so adorable together! ;)
status by idiot: ed thomas convicted send him to texas too die
comment by double teamer: nice one ed thomas was murdered. mark becker was convicted
comment by other double teamer: ur such an idiot. classic "enter name"
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The Scandinavian Double-Team is a complex sexual position that involves two men, a woman and a bunkbed. One man lies on his back on the bottom bunk while the other lies on his stomach on the top bunk. The woman gets on top of the man on the bottom bunk in the cowgirl position. A hole is cut in the top mattress, creating a glory hole effect, so that the man on top can receive a bj. The men then grab each other's arms and thrust violently, great pleasure for the men and the woman. The act finishes with a creampie/facial combo.
John: Dude, did you hear about what Stu and I did last night?
Mike: No what happened?!
John: We gave that nasty bitch from the other night the Scandinavian Double-Team! Shes gonna be sore for weeks!
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While having a threesome, two of the three participants must be related by blood.
We totally kentucky double teamed that chick last night.
An art of multi-tasking rarely seen in the western world. The Diyala Double Team is an archaic move traced back to the beginning of time, and more importantly to the mesopotamian region.
Basically, you're fucking your wife from behind while she is simualtaneously breast feeding your baby.
Guy1: Bro, how'd that mission go last night?
Guy2: Dude, we walked in and the dude was pulling a Diyala Double Team!
Guy1: Classic!
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A great threesome involving two men and a woman. The sex is brilliant.
Jessica: Last night Jordan and Ben double team supremed me. I had 4 orgasms.
Sarah: Supremeo!
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