My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.
The act of inserting your penis in the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and urinating, resulting in the cleansing of the filled orifice.
Man, I stuck my cock in her ass and have her a dick douche. My balls were covered in brown liquid!
When a man is moody and obviously on his period but can't douche.
"Douglas C Maddy". Dude have u talked to Doug today. No why? Cuz Doug is being a total dick douche.
Will, the supreme shithead commander of UNH.
Dude, Will, you're such a Dick-Douche
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a jock who is so hell bent on being 'cool', that he dose not realize everyone fucking hates him/her.
bill: after chad scored that winning touchdown he totally blew me off in the hallway.
ted: yeah he's starting to be a real douche-all-man-dick.
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A dick what needs to be douched!
See that over there that’s a douch dick!
Noun: Someone who is so ignorant, they don’t pull out.
I.E; “Damn I can’t believe Jackson fucked my mom, now I have brother. He’s such a douche-dick.”