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douche chills

The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a douche bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.

e.g. I got douche chills when the kid with the pink polo shirt flipped his collar up.

by cosmonautlaunchpad July 2, 2007

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Douche Chill

1. A feeling of strong embarrasement for and verbal or physical act someone else has preformed.

1-a . Feeling the need to look away from an embarrasing moment on TV.

1-b. The experience you receive when your coworker allways says the wrong thing in an attempt to be funny.

2- Also reffered to as a D.C., so as not to offend the person making the akward comment or statement.

A: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on american idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.

B: The feeling received from viewing any of the MTV reality shows.

by chrispyr September 20, 2006

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douche chills

Originally from the Howard Stern Show in the 1980s, when Robin described friends of hers experiencing a shiver while cleansing their vaginal palette. Howard generalized this to mean a kind of overload of the senses. This first episode was re-aired on the "History of Howard Stern" broadcast during the last week of 2008.

Hearing someone else get credit for that term just gives me douche chills

by Fa Fa Flo Li January 9, 2009

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Douche Chills

a shooting spine tingling chill felt throughout the entire body brought on by a awkward, embarrassing or uncomfortable moment...This can be either self inflicted by embarrassing the shit out of yourself in a public setting or secondary to witnessing someone else doing something corny, douchie or creepy...douche chills only last for a short time but are very scary...the harvard medical journal did a study on douche chills and concluded as little as ONE episode of douche chills inflicted on someone by another is known to end personal friendships or relationships...so try not to be a douche bag or make a ass out of yourself...

"everytime that kid opens his friggin mouth he gives me douche chillssss"

by johnny bisquick November 12, 2011

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douche chills

the chills you receive when someone is acting like a TOTAL douche. the only cure is to destroy said persons babymaker and put them in their place.

im gettin some serious douche chills from you.

i couldnt handle the douche chills 24/7 so i broke up with him.

he gave us all serious douche chills so we destroyed his babymaker and hes aight now.

by kay-jay. July 28, 2009

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Douche Chills

The result of having been exposed to something chilling, or incredibly uncool.

A bodily reaction, usually from the waist down that comes from being surrounded by a 'really bad scene'.

Dick Cheney with a shotgun gives me a bad case of the Douche Chills.

Hanging out with that guy, Ted Bundy, gave me Douche Chills.

by Papabear71 January 4, 2008

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Douche Chills

When someone is being a douche bag so bad you get the chills.

The lady I work with was on the phone and was being such a douche to the person on the other end that I got the douche chills.

by Jen9057 September 29, 2009

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