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Tool used to clean out dirty, smelly vaginas.
JP's finger sees more dirty cooch than a douche nozzle at a mexican whore house.
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A nozzle that sprays natty light, the doucheyest beverage known to man.
Hey bro, poor me one from the douche nozzle.
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Los Angeles colloquial for vuvuzela.
I hate going to the game and having to hear everyone blasting their douche nozzles.
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A person that dumps you, steals your car, and runs away to Florida (or anywhere else).
Also;
A phrase used to make teenage girls giggle.
Girl 1: Hey, what did you do over spring break?
Girl 2: Well, my boyfriend dumped me, stole my car, and ran away to Florida.
Girl 1: Geez. What a douche nozzle.
Or;
Boy: Douche nozzle.
Girl: -giggles uncontrolably-
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Leader of the free world as of January 20th, 2017.
Today, January 20th 2017, the American people witnessed the inauguration of the first douche nozzle for the office of President of the United States.
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The piece that connects to the douche bag and is the "business" end of the entire "douche" system.
After getting pounded by a big sweaty black man I inserted the douche nozzle into my swollen opening.
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tobias wright-like people, usually the biggest douchebag at a lunch table. This person is usually so much of a douche that he/she transcends douche-like name calling, to the point where the term "Douchenozzle" is all that suffices.
Toby, quit being a douche nozzle and eat your lunch
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