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Douchery

Similar to a hatchery. A place where baby douches are unknowingly raised by their douche mommies and daddies. You may recognize the early signs of being a douche in these little ones in public places. Hopefully you don't know anyone running a douchery.

OMG, with a dad like Jon, I hope Kate isn't stuck running a douchery for those 8 kids after their divorce.

by ImNotReallyAWaitress August 17, 2010

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Douchery

The various attributes of an asshat who overvalues his/her opinions, status and importance. Individuals stricken with this condition often suffer from delusions of grandeur and speak in 4th person.

β€œThe douchery is strong with this one as he regularly refers to himself in the 4th person by using his Navy rank to try to impress those around him.”

β€œHis level of douchery was frightening as he talked about being β€˜in the zone’ before running a 5k fun run.”

by KeyboardBandit21 December 2, 2021


Douchery

The factory of which a douche comes from. Can be an actual douche, or a person who resembles one.

Dude, were you born in a douchery!?

by SuperSmurf April 28, 2009

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


douchery

verbal stupidity only comparitable to a used douche bag.

The douchery will never cease as long as humans have the capability to speak.

by EAH May 21, 2005

8πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


republican douchery

when any member of the GOP says or does something racist, classist, misogynistic, discriminatory, bigoted, unlawful, nonsensical or generally stupid and insensitive.

The government shutdown is the latest great example of modern republican douchery.

by LuvNugger October 3, 2013

20πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Musical douchery

when the composer or writer of a song puts in a part of a song that makes no sense as to why it would be there and so the only explanation is that it is there simply to screw with the musicians and/or audience

Musician #1 "Why do we go back to minor for three bars? It's completely pointless"
Musician #2 "No idea, must just be some musical douchery"

by Nooche13 February 8, 2011


Douchery-doo

A douche bag whom hails from the country Australia. Always loud and obnoxious like a didgeridoo.

"I can't stand that guy Chad, he's a real douchery-doo!"

by positronic February 24, 2014