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One who is a repetitive Douche or Scumbag.
Asher is such a doucher, he leaves his wallet at home every time we go out to eat.
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Noun: Someone or something that is a Douche bag. May or may not also be a asshole.
Man, 90% of iphone owners are Douchers
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Noun: A man that is a dick, but at the same time is not cool.
After the cool cat sits down with the girl the doucher is with, the doucher walks up and gets shitty with the cool cat that didn't know she wasn't alone.
Cool Cat: So, you just want to be a dick.
Doucher: Yes, that's right I am a dick.
Cool Cat: Well, I am a dick myself, but I'm cool, so are you going to be cool or what?
Doucher: No, I'm not cool.
Cool Cat: Well, you are a doucher.
noun; pronounced (doosher) - a man who has children, specifically twins, before the age of twenty-one and marries the woman with which he conceived in order to make the "incident" seem more traditional
A college student gets his girlfriend pregnant on St. Patrick's Day. After finding out about the pregnancy, the two get married and move in with the man's parents. The newly weds have twins and the man's future all of a sudden becomes very bleak. This man is now a doucher.
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One who intentionally tries to disrupt a good thing. Can also be a cock block
Driver: Is that guy going to pass or just hang there.
Car passes and slows down in front of the car.
Passenger: Doucher!
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Someone, usually female, or feminine acting, that exhibits behavior to suggest he / she "douches"
Usually used in reference to a "pussy" or someone acting like a "pussy"
Someone so stupid, they don't even realize that "doucher" is an insult
"Dude, shut the fuck up, you fucking doucher"
"Did you see Amarosa, that kid is soooo stupid, what a doucher!'
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