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Douchetard is a combination of douchebag and retard.
It works on so many levels because, when you are speaking to someone who is both a douchebag and a retard, you certainly don't want to lose any more time than you have to.
As an added bonus for montrealers, douchetard is close enough to Couchetard that you'll say it without even noticing.
Derek: Omg, did you see Demi Lovato's new hair?
Alice: Derek, you're such a fucking douchetard.
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Contraction. A complete moron who does things that make them out to be more than a douchebag or a retard.
A. "Man, I can't believe he sent you the wrong text message, and it was soooo awful"
B. "I can believe it. He is a douchetard".
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Noun. 1. A person who is both a douchebag and a retard.
2. One who is simply so stupid to be able to operate a disposable douch.
3. An incredibly irritating fuckwit.
'That douchetard really pisses me off!'
'You're know you're a real douchetard, don't you?'
'Did you see that douchetard at the bar last night? I wouldn't have pissed on someone that annoying if their hair was on fire!'
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One who is stupid or blinded by their arrogance; One that knows nothing.
"Aaron thinks he's better than me at drumset! What a DOUCHETARD!!
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a simple amallgamation of douche and a tard. usualy one asscociated with the US supreme court, or the US government and its officials
oh wow... george bush is SUCh a douchetard...
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An annoying perv who sneaks up behind you on the dance floor and, under the guise of "dancing", grinds his nasty dick against your ass.
That stupid douchetard wouldn't leave me alone, so I backhanded him across the nuts.
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For when fucker and douchenozzle just don't adequately describe the person or situation.
"Tucker Bush is a fuckass douchetard"
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