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Man that guy is a complete douchewaffle for standing you up!
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Really big douchebag. Usually a guy who looks like some sort of animal.
Girl1: did you hear what cj did?
girl1: no?
girl1:He fucked brit, then dumped her!
girl2: WHAT A DOUCHEWAFFLE!
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1. an insult to a person who really sucks & is a complete idiotic lame ass.
2. a person who is an waffles i.e. flip-flops about douching
1. Those fucking DoucheWaffles on the boat over there have been playing Nelly's "It's Getting Hot in Here" on repeat all day long, how fucking lame!
2. Come on its not that big a deal lots of people douche don't be such a DoucheWaffle!
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A person who has surpassed douchebag and douchewaffle, the highest tier of douchebaggery.
Person A- did you heard about Kevin.
Person B- No what about him.
Person A- he broke my window as a joke.
Person B- Damn what a Nazi douchewaffle.
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Where even being considered a douchewaffle falls short of defining what level of incompetence is trying to be conveyed, as the Belgian waffle compares to the ordinary waffle in that a Belgian waffle is a type of waffle identified by its larger size, lighter batter and higher grid pattern which forms deep pockets and has larger squares.
Hence the Belgian douchewaffle connotes a superlative of the standard douchewaffle in any of its previous and future forms.
You drank the last beer and puked it??
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You get sprayed by the skunk while trying to feed it?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You took her home and it was a him?
You Belgian Douchewaffle!!
You barfed during your roadside sobriety test?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
You scored worse than that douchewaffle on the SAT?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!
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a person so Douchy that a bag simply will not contain all of their douchiness therefore they are a Douchewaffle.
That Timothy Gillenwater is the original Douchewaffle