dough

The act of snapping and pounding someones head twice HARD after they say something completely ridiculous or stupid.

"Yo, Gimme my dough" (snaps and pounds on head of Sam B)

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dough

Dough is a common way to misspell the proper name Doug. There are two very frequent occasions that you will find this form of misspelling.
1. Hispanic population – especially when ordering late night fast food at Whataburger and they have to ask you for your name to call your order when it is ready.
2. A typo on the keyboard because the letter h is right next to g so people type the word Doug, but accidentally add the h at the end. Spell check cannot pick this up because dough is still a word.

When I get my food at Whataburger and look at the order bag, it almost always says Dough.

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dough

nickname for the cool fat guy

"Hey, you know where Dough is?"
"I think he went out for a bite."
"Oh. Well I'm gonna have a nap."

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dough

Hot underage girl, aka lolita, jailbait. Especially, if she has a hot older sister who is a biscuit, and a mother who is a scone. Based on the maiden (dough), mother (biscuit), crone (scone) archetypes.

Some day that dough will make a fine biscuit!

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dough

to punch, to hit

Homes 'bout to get doughed in the face.

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doughed

adj. - high, stoned, ripped off marijuana. feeling "dough-like" when you're extremely under the influence of marijuana.

Chris: "Dude I'm pretty stoned right now. How are you feeling?"

Andy: "Man I'm doughed!"

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dough not

When you're going to say "don't" but then switch to "do not" halfway through, you end up say a mix of the two.

Jimmy: I dough not want pizza today.
Fred: What?

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