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If you don't hit it out of the park with one of these guys, then you're gonna end up 4 years down the road in the same situation you did with Jason.
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A phrase made popular by circus clowns and other circus workers. It literally means what you would think it means. It's a form of "see you later". People in the circus absolutely hate saying goodbye, because goodbye is final. See you down the road means that although you're leaving right now, our paths will cross again! Like the train tracks that we travel on from city to city.
I hope you have safe travels, see you down the road!
What politicians do to our National debt. Instead of resolving it, they refuse to address it and instead borrow more.
The Republicans and Democrats both borrowed a ton of money and put the government further in debt. This is what we call kicking the can down the road. Guess our children's children will be paying this one off.
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To cut down ur wrist instead of across (across the road) directed towards emos who cut themselves
remember emos, cut down road not across the street
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When someone quits or is fired suddenly. They may also have their time cards, office or badge labled with the acronym DTFR.
Why does Mike's time card have DTFR on it?
Oh, he did not show up for his shift so the supervisor marked him as "down the fucking road"
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The glorious act of butt fornication
The Nerb - "Lets suck our cocks off!"
Dan - "No... buttsex is much better..."
Aidan - "we better get rollin' down the rectal road then!"
Nicholas - "Oh yes, give it to me baby!"
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1 I traveled down a lonely road And no one seemed to care;
The burden on my weary back Had bowed me to despair,
I oft complained to Jesus How folks were treating me,
And then I heard Him say so tenderly,
"My feet were also weary, Upon the Calv'ry road;
The cross became so heavy, I fell beneath the load,
Be faithful weary pilgrim, The morning I can see,
Just lift your cross and follow close to me."
2. "I work so hard for Jesus" I often boast and say,
"I've sacrificed a lot of things To walk the narrow way,
I gave up fame and fortune, I'm worth a lot to Thee,"
And then I hear Him gently say to me.
"I left the throne of glory And counted it but loss,
My hands were nailed in anger Upon a cruel cross,
But now we'll make the journey With your hand safe in mine,
So lift your cross and follow close to me.
3. Oh, Jesus if I die upon A foreign field some day,
'Twould be no more than love demands No less could I repay,
"No greater love hath mortal man Than for a friend to die"
These are the words He gently spoke to me,
"If just a cup of water I place within your hand
Then just a cup of water Is all that I demand,"
But if by death to living They can thy glory see,
I'll take my cross and follow close to thee.
I travel down a lonely road.
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