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Guys who solely dates fat ugly chicks, because they have no other options as all the princess will not even look at them.
Holy crap, look at that dragon slayer over there.
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From,"You gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess" a dragon slayer is someone who is out doing dirties with the hopes of finding a nice girl to really date. Or he's just using it as an excuse for never settling down.
"Gillies has been slaying dragons longer than Jesus!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"
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An american who de-virginizes asian women.
He banged three virgins from china??? hes a might dragon slayer
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From, "You gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess" a dragon slayer is someone who is out doing dirties with the hopes of finding a nice girl to really date. Or he's just using it as an excuse for never settling down.
"Gillies has been a dragon slayer longer than Jesus!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"
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A man who has the ability to give a girl a sexual experience that could make a dragon orgasm.
Girl 1: So how good was he?
Girl 2: He's a dragon slayer.
A guy who constantly sleeps with "dragons" which is another way of saying fat chicks
Guy1: Bro did you seriously bang that twenty eight year old dragon last night, she easily must have been two hundred fifty pounds.
Guy2: As a dragon slayer it is my duty to keep these dragons away from the castle and in the dungeon (my bedroom)
Guy1: But why so often, that was your fifth dragon this week?
Guy2: Well you know what they say, every knight must slay a few dragons before he finds his princess
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When a woman is giving a man oral sex, and just as the man is about to ejaculate, he pushes her head down, forcing the semen out of her nose, resembling a dragon.
Anthony: Hey dude, what did you and that hoe do last night?
Ben: I gave that dumb bitch the dragon slayer and took off!
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