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Often abbreviated DBS
This scale is used to easily express how many draught beers one would have to consume in order to have sex with some unlucky woman/man.
The scale ranges from 0 (doable anytime) to 10 (because after ten draught beers - let's face it none of us are able to perform). The number indicates the amount of 500 mL 4,6%alc. (example: Tuborg Classic) one would consume precoital.
Not to be confused with the kg-scale
Person 1: - "No way I will even consider that! She's like a 12 on the kg-scale a total bodybag"
Person 2: - "So if we go out tonight, where is she on the draught beer scale?"
Person 1: - "Neva... She might be around 7 on DBS"
Person 2: - "We should really revise our choice of words when talking about my sister"
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Once you put a ring on it the pussy is in draught
Ive expirienced ring draught about 6 months after we said our vowels
A Beer what some referred to as the nectar of the Gods. Consumed only by the manliest of men. DB Draught hails from the town of Timaru, New Zealand and comes in a 330ml bottle of 4% liquid gold. Commonly known for its iconic logo of two clydesdale horses, this legend of a beverage can be found only at the finest of establishments. If you see someone drinking this, beware of them turning around as their penis may swing, hit you and knock you off your feet.
Random pub goer: Hey mate, what is that you’re drinking?
Absolute legend: It’s the best drink out bro, DB Draught.
Random pub goer: Could I try it?
Absolute legend: Sure!
Random pub goer: *takes sip and penis grows 8 inches*
Chick at party: Hey, is that DB Draught you’re drinking?
Good cunt: Yeah, sure is!
Chick at party: * immediately takes all her clothes off*
When Doctor Who has been off the air for what feels like an eternity.
When does the next series of Doctor Who start? Feels like this who draught is going on forever!
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