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The one thing that fish can't do
Kid 1: Can fish drown?
Kid 2: Of course not, you idiot! They BREATH water!
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When someone tries to talk to their crush and it doesn't go well
Did you see Dave's drown he tried to get Briana's number but she denied.
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You are beyond desperate and thirsty. You would hook up with anyone. It is not good to be drowning.
Jessica : hey Sally what are you looking at
Sally : ohh just the guy over their in the yellow
Jessica : umm I think he is ten. That is half our age not to mention the mud on his pants. Well I hope it's mud!
Sally : I don't care ima go and work my magic. Bye.
Jessica : your drowning
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Really drunk off of a lot of shots
I'm so drowned right now off of those drinks.
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Drowning is where you pass out from from loss of air in a liquid (even your own blood) and you automaticly start breathing again filling your lungs up with the liquid.
Jesus Christ drowned on his own blood when he was crucified.
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When someone is iced out so much with a nice fit, it's more than just drip.
Dam! Joel ain't dripping today that boy drowning!
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