drowning in the baby pool

To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.

Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!

would you drown in her pool?

A way of asking would you make out with that girl by pretending to drown and then getting some when she preforms cpr. i.e. the movie THe Sandlot

A: Would you Drown in her pool?
B: Any day.

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drowning in pools

The act of losing extremely early in a tournament, almost always in the group stage. Commonly used as a term in competitive Super Smash Brothers

Guy 1: How did you do at EVO?
Guy 2: Ugh, I ended up drowning in pools man.