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One's alter ego who is blamed for all things of a regrettable nature.
Subject 1: Hey, what were you doing with my cat last night?
Subject 2: I don't know. I was drunk.
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Chemically incovienenced
"i'm not drunk i'm chemically incovienieced and your bestest friend in the whole world ever"
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A sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots.
If I wasn't so drunk you would look stupid dancing to that house music shit!
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Someone who drinks a lot but isn't a complete binge drinking alcoholic who requires a drink daily or everyday.
I'm not an alcoholic I'm a drunk.
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a guys excuse for texting his ex in the middle of the night
Girlfriend: Why were you texting Jen!
Boyfirend: I was drunk
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Drinking with the deliberate intention of getting very intoxicated
Jim and I were drunking last night, and boy did I get drunk.
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