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When you open the dryer to put wet laundry in only to discover "someone" left it full of clothes.
I'll just put these clothes into the - uh-OH - WTF! - dryer surprise!
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A person who when using a public restroom that has electric hand dryers rather than paper towels, who doesn't wash their hands but pushes the button on the dryer before leaving, so that when they open the door, others may hear it running and just assume that they washed their hands.
I heard the hand dryer when John walked out, but he's not fooling me, he's just a dryer liar.
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Being too lazy to remove clothes from the dryer after the cycle finishes. Therefore, you just return to the dryer whenever you need clean clothes, as you would normally do in your closet.
Leann: Hey where is the T Shirt I usually sleep in?
Jim: Oh, I did laundry last week and I think it's in the dryer closet.
Leann: Lazy bastard.
Absolutely, completely and utterly paraplegic from the drink
Jesus your man had a tough one last weekend, he was tumble-dryered
That gross stuff you have to take off the lint trap in your dryer at home to prevent house fires. Not to be confused with the lint you take off the lint trap at your local laundry mat.
After my house burnt down, the fireman told me the fire was caused by Ezra Dryer
An unattractive man who makes the vagina dryer than the Sahara desert.
Girl 1: Colby Armstrong is unfortunate looking.
Girl 2: He's a total vagina dryer.
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To throw your cloths in the dryer to get the wrinkles out. Usually in the morning before work for about 10 minutes, or when ever your done in the bathroom.
Anne: My shirt looks like It was sitting in a damp corner all night.
Dale: Give it a quick dryer iron and go brush your teeth please.
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