DSB

DSBs(dee esss beez) or Deadly Sperm Build-up (noun,adj)

1. Disorder/disease typically found in married men/ men in long term relationships.
2. Caused by prolonged teasing by grossly immoral, deceptive, cruel, vicious women.
3. A pathological condition characterised by psychosis, manic depression, scrotal cyst infection, penile atrophe, testicular eruption, paralysis.
4. A most effective ploy in getting women to put out.

c'mon! it's just a BJ ... I can die from the DSBs!

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DSB

A DSB is a shortened word for the phrase 'dry, salty, bitch.' Whether someone is a DSB can be determined by how much someone has of the three personality traits, 'dry,' 'salty' and 'bitch.' The phrase can also simply a term used to describe someone, or, it can also be defined as a disease someone has that is extremely hard to cure.

Stop being such a DSB Mia!
Lily, your 100% a DSB.
Sorry Alyssa, I can't cure you, you're just too much of a DSB!

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Dsb

“Dude snap back” often used in Snapchat streaks when people want you to SnapBack and start a conversation

*gets snap*

Random person: “my grandma just died I’m sad right now dsb”
Friend: oh I should definitely SnapBack because he needs some comfort

DSB

Damn Straight Bitch.

Tryna set a bitch straight? Look no farther. Just respond DSB, and all your problems will be solved.

Guy: Blow me

Girl: Do I have to?

Guy: DSB

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DSB

DSB: Don't Snap Back

When sending streaks to a group of people on snapchat you will often put "dsb" to ensure that they will not send a snap back.

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Dumb Sus Blameable. How to pin something on someone. A DUMB SUS BLAMEABLE (dsb). Criteria: Dumb. Sus. Blameable. They are characterized by being funny-looking, or odd behavior. Maybe cone heads.

DSB: Im dumb, sus, blameable!!!

Me: I can tell, look at your cone head!!!

DSB: *indistinct gargling*

CREW: KILL HIM DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Me: clearly a DSB.

Imp: I'm shifting blame, the imposter is DSB.

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DSB

Deadly Semen Build-up. A large quantity of sperm and semen in the testicles. Meaning it's been awhile since you got laid. Often leading to frequent cases of blue balls

I need to get laid, I've got a case of DSB

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