Poop Du Jour

It's the poop of the day.

"Excuse me... Flo?" *snicker snicker* "What is the 'Poop Du Jour?'"

"Its the poop of the day."

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crap du jour

Any useless or needless item that you can't part with.

"crap of the day"

Nancy: "What the hell is this?"
Faith: "What, the foil origami cranes?"
Kim: "It's the 'crap du jour'."

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dick du jour

A play on soup du jour ("soup of the day"). The latest in a long string of flings or short-term boyfriends for a woman or a gay man.

Girl 1: Who's the new guy with Zoe? I thought she was dating Zach?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Chase. He's the "dick du jour".

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deja du jour

The best (or first) feeling of deja vu for the day.

What a sec! This feels so familiar. This is my deja du jour.

Poop-du-jour

After a couple of non eventful attempts you finally sit down to take the shit of the day.

"Man," Roscoe said closing the bathroom door,"that was the Poop-Du-Jour!!"

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Cause du Jour

Definition: Cause of the day (from French)

Description: A term that epitomizes liberal and progressive thinking whereby they claim and truly believe that "the masses are morally and ethically obligated to believe in" whatever fad that is trending like wildfire in the mainstream media.

-Note: typically trends that are publicized and pushed through Hollywood's lens

-Source Credit: Used by Steven Crowder from Louder with Crowder

Unassuming Liberal Friend: Let's do a bake sale for starving kids in Africa!
SJW *screaming*: No! We need to support the MeToo movement!
Independent friend: Wow, didn't you know unassuming liberal friend? That's the new cause du jour!

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Hoop Du Jour

The act of "zoning" a person out while in the middle of hearing the useless babble yapping coming out of their mouth. The endless verbal diarreah which keeps spewing out of their pie hole, it's all just a bunch of "Hoop Du Jour."

Can be used within several different other variations, when describing someone's incessant yapping, like "Hoop Du Jee," "Hoop Du Jye," "Hoop Du Joo," "Hoop Du Jaa."

"Whoa Ken, did you hear the big boss man Neven carrying on at this mornings staff meeting?"

Ken: "I zoned him out after Hello, the rest was just a bunch of Hoop Du Jour!!!"

Charlie Brown often tuned out his teacher's "Hoop Du Jour" while sitting in class, in this instance, the "Hoop Du Jour" instantly became "whaa, whaa, whaa...whaaa, whaa, whaa."

babbling verbal diarreah diarreah

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