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An incredibly sexy Italian bitch built like the sexiest bike ever
Girl: Have you seen the new exchange student?
Guy: The Italian one?
Girl: Hella Ducati. I'd tap that.
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A motorcycle sought out by pretentious assholes who prefer wine to Jack Daniels. They hope that the Ducati is a conspicuous indicator of their riding ability along with their Victoria's Secret color coordinated soft leather suits. Unfortunately, the Duc, on the rare instances it will run, is a badge and incident of a lame ass pretender who knows absolutely nothing about motorcyles. They are made by a filthy subspecies of European -- the only ones on the continent who admired the fucking Nazi's.
A gay bar is to a Ducati like a bright light is to a bug.
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A clever, sleek term for a bowel movement.
This morning coffee has really kicked in, I need to go drop a Ducati.
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Great bikes, but the engines are less reliable than the chevy on blocks in your neighbors driveway. Broken rocker arms, specific tools, broken crankshafts, electrical problems. I would get one if I had a full time mechanic. Aprilia is the way to go, Italian flair the smart way, they specd everything good aviable STOCK. ROTAX!
My 912ie Duacti broke a crankshaft.
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sure it preforms well, but why - you can buy a japanese bike which outpreforms it in everyway for about 1/2 to 1/3 the price
-yeah my 999 is fast cost 30000 dollars though
-too bad my zx10r will smoke it out corner underweigh it and cost 11 grand oh did i mention it will last longer and repairs and parts are cheaper not to mention there are serious aftermarket parts like turbos
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Ducati is a term use for someone who loves to eat Cat shit
That person has an Ducati addiction
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