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When you fart so duck-like, you'll bring a new meaning to the phrase "Duck!" Usually juicy and deathly.
That duck fart was so loud, we thought a duck was in the room.
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From the Latin for "Say, lead, and bear": dic, duc, ferte. A stock response when you don't have anything to say or want to say something negative but don't want to hurt someone's feelings. It also serves as a greeting or an ice-breaker.
Girlfriend: I bought some new shoes today; you like them?
You: What can I say? Dick duck fart.
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*ring ring*
Kassie: Hello?
Mick: Dick duck fart.
Kassie: Oh, hi Mick, how are you?
Mick: ...
Kassie: ...
Mick: Dick duck fart.
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A fart that sounds like a ducks quack.
That fart sounded like a muddy duck fart.
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A highly improbable event to the point of there being no realistic chance of it occuring. Similar to 'pigs might fly'
Person one - 'Albert is wants to win the election'
Person two 'Oh yeah, and I suppose the ducks will fart in church as well!'
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When your in the shower, spread your cheeks and put your asshole on the wall, water is flowing down your back and through your crack, and then you fart, the fart with the water running down your crack against the wall creates a vibrance sound like a duck quack. Calling it the duck fart.
Oh, I hear a duck fart, Martin must be in the shower.