ducking

to put the tips of your fingers and thumb together to make the shape of a duck's head, and inserting it into another person's orifice, most commonly the butthole.

"That bitch was so tight I had to duck her before I could get it in."

"One finger only please, stop ducking me!"

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ducking

approved substitution for 'fucking'

this is ducking stupid

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This is When A Person Goes Down To The Pond To Feed The Friendly Ducks

'I went ducking today fred (:'

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ducking

The act in which one human being, who is mentally disturbed, uses the molar joints (which are capable of inducing 600 lbs of crushing force) against an unsuspecting individual to the buttocks...with intentions to permanently leave teeth marks, and possibly even cause scarring. The meeting point of impact, between such teeth and the meat of the cheek, results in a severe jump, followed by a scream to be heard from the harassed individual. Then witnessed is usually tears from the victim, as he/she (usually HE)collapses to the ground, holding the damaged cheek while in the fetal position.

I want to go ducking on your cute little right cheek... are you ready???

...5 mins later...

Ahhhhhh, my ass!!! I've been ducked!

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(v) Searching using the duckduckgo search engine

I was ducking about vacations in Tuscany

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searching using the duckduckgo.com search engine

I think you need to start ducking around that topic.

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ducking

1. When you peck a person with your hat, similar to how a duck pecks a person.

1. I ducked a person repeatedly last night. They hated me afterwards.
2. I love ducking people. They get pissy from me ducking them.

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