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This awesome fruit that has spikes all over it and smells bad but tastes good.
"That durian smells like poo."
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When one has been out bid on ebay after bidding large sums not expecting any one else to go that far. When your bordering on insane bid gets sniped last minute you've been Durianed
X: Hey man.... check this ebay auction out, gonna snap that baby up!
Y: Oh sweet man... that's kick-ass! Your high bid should surely secure it!
X: Looking good man..... I'm currently the high-bidder with plenty of room to move. :)
X: Oh WTF %$@!..... some turd just outbid me at the last second with an insane amount..... yep, I got Durianed!!!
Y: Oh sheeeeeeeeet! :(
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In some circles this is an insulting name when it’s used to refer to a man. It functions as a more discreet and marginally less derogatory way of saying an extreme femimale or the biggest faggot .
This meaning stems from the reference to that Durian has been nicknamed the “King of Fruits.” Which in actuality could of been a rather cool nickname if it wasn’t for FRUIT having extremely well known slang meanings that can be highly offensive to both men and women:
- a flaming homosexual or queer man
- a man seen as being feminine due to being outwardly flamboyant.
- a man perceived as somewhat queer, who also is seen as stereotypically girly because of other personality traits like; hypersensitivity, weakness, whines, emotional frailness, or being emotionally over-affected rather than handling.
So a “King of Fruits” or “Durian” would be Royally Fruit-like and more so than anyone else the speaker knows
Bob: “Oh great, there comes Derek, or should I say Durian. I could do without his verbose spiels about what his new dainty diet or what his shoes are made of”
Barbra: “Shut up Bob, he’s talked about those things literally only once and it only lasted two minutes”
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A metaphor for an individual who may be rough and biting on the outside, but is soft, and complexly sweet, and absolutely repulsive on the inside.
That girl is a Durian. She has a shady personality, but you know that she's a creature with dreams and personality and fears, like the rest of us. It makes me sick to my stomach.
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The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.
Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.
Term coined by Singaporean and south east Asian people to describe gen Z onwards which has the characteristics that even worst than the snowflake or strawberry generation
Durian generation: cocky outside, weak and obnoxious inside
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A rubber copy of an asian fruit that this one funny monkey eats peanutbutter out of!
"What's that monkey doin', Amos?"
"He's messin' with one gnarly rubber durian."
"Niiiice."
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