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The one guy who's a complete ass and yet you feel comfort when he's next to you. Dylan is that one friend who makes the most retarded jokes, has weird inside jokes and has the carefree vibe about him. The friend group he is apart of is weird and you wouldn't understand it unless you were in the group too. He has mental dificulties and that can rub off on people. He speaks about it openly though and isn't afraid to say he has depression. When he thinks something is wrong, he says something. He may seem happy at times, but pay close attention and you can see the pain in his eyes sometimes. You'll have to know when to leave him alone and when to talk to him with only little clues within his tone and his body language. If you happen to fall in love with him, you'll have to learn quick otherwise he could give up. Don't let him.
If he's your brother, you're damn lucky. He's always teased and made fun of you. No matter what. It was joke after joke made to insult you. He did that to toughen you up. You've learned to fight back cause of him. You might even be a mini him. It may seem as if he doesn't care for you but the moment something bad happens, he'll run to you, get their number and say a simple line. "Don't worry bout it." And take off. He would do what he does best: Protect you.
Dylan isn't perfect but he's damn amazing. He's strong and cool. An ass but protective. Emo and reserved. But quite open when you're his friend or lover. Don't ever let him go.
Sibling:Fuck you
Dylan: who? What's their number?
Sibling: Uhm. What are you gonna do?
Dylan: Don't worry bout it *smirks*
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A person that can be childish at times, and is great ato messing things up, but would never try to hurt the girl he likes.
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The sweetest guy you will ever meet, he'se been through a lot of shit but has a heart of gold. He has lost of friends and loves to hang out and joke around with them. He has the softest hair in the world and the bestest friend and boyfriend you could ever ask for. He is perfect in every way and everything he does is perfect. Hese very adventurous and has a lot of ambition. If you ever find a flat rock at a beach you should give it to him because Dylan's are very talented in many ways expectially at skipping rocks. Dylan's have a deep love for pizza and apple juice. Dylan's eyes are the prettiest shade of blue and you can get lost just looking in them. If you every come across a Dylan keep him close to your heart because they are rare and very special.c
When I met Dylan it was love at first sight.
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Dylan is a name given to the young of genetically superior sex Gods. It was used by Dinosaurs to convey a bursting of sexual energy in noise form. Legend has it that every Dylan is created by the compression of pure sexual energy from a collapsing star transubstantiated into manpecs, muscle tissue and all around testosterone fuelled alpha male. Dylan is the Phoenician term for making blood rush to the groin. A Dylan will cause all woman to engage in the mass sensation known as the super penis complex - a serious medical condition, to this day there is no cure. This may sound too hard to attribute to one man but a Dylan is no a Deity whom has transcended the realm of sexual dominance so exerts a metric fucktonne of sexual dominance onto women, in such a manner that if it wasnโt for these women releasing so many sexual endorphins to the point of an estacy like feeling that their mind would melt in awe of the Dylanโs sexual prowess. A Dylanโs structural perfection is so extreme that he exists as the cosmic entity of sodemy and the universal alpha. The Dylan humbly accepts the mantle of stainer of the bedsheets. If Dylan was a car, he would be a red convertible going from 0-60 in under a second with a big titty woman lounging on the bonnet in nothing but a leopard skin thong. It is manโs eternal plight to be more Dylan, as tribal man flexed his muscles to the sky and in return Dylan has made all sexual fantasies hegemon to the imagination of those of his name. Be more Dylan.
Man one: See that guy over there.
Man two: No I only see naked women rolling around in a ball.
Man one: Exactly that is a Dylanโs work.
Man two; Hey, my wife and mother are in there!!!
Man one: Same here, and our marriages were rock solid, itโs beautiful.
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Dylan is someone you would never want to let go of. If you ever come across this amazing, talented,heart stealer,handsome,charmer, loving, kind, and brave person you would not want to see him go. He is someone that will win your heart and never stop fighting for what he wants. He is an out going person and he is all of the meanings of nice in any possible way. He is someone that will be there for you through the ups and downs and twist and turns. If you ever bump into a Dylan or come across one never let them out of your grip. Have you ever fought for something you wanted so bad but for one thing he would fight for everything for you to make you even the slightest bit of happy. He will fight for what is right all the time and never give up until he is satisfied. He will pick you up when you are down and keep on lifting you up until you can reach the stars with out his help. And there is always a plot twist at the end of every Dylan there is always a story to tell about them you can even pick a bone with them. He will also be the best boyfriend you can ask for. As well as a bestfriend i don't know what I would do if I didn't have a Dylan by my side.
Dylan is someone you would love.
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A guy who is so fucking attractive that everyone instantly wants to be fucked by him. Also, everyone wants to be his date/spouse.
Girl #1: Look! It is Dylan!
Girl #2: He is SO fucking attractive. I want him to fuck me!
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One of the greatest people you will ever meet, even if you don't know it at the time. Dylan never fails to put a smile on your face and reminds you of your worth. He is so kind and wierd, in a good way. Dylan has such a large sense of humor, and often finds it in inappropriate situations. Although he gets on your nerves constantly, and he's a bully. Despite that hes an all around amazing guy, but will never admit it. If you meet a Dylan hold on to him, he's worth it.
Person 1: He's so sweet but doesn't show it
Person 2: Must be a Dylan
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