Random
Source Code
Random
One of the most popular words used by moronic Something Awful writers. A word that encourages a false sense of esteem within someone who knows themself to be inferior. Like those that say SUV drivers have tiny dicks.
"Rory, you just don't like anyone, and you must just have a tiny dick and a fat-ass car"
"Hey, I hate SUVs and guys who brag about the latest hardware they got for their tower, or their pimped out Mac; but that expression is so tired, it just makes you look like a jackass. And, hell, even /b/ might be more retarded, but at least they're funny"
SA: "e-penis, lol"
33👍 98👎
One's Ego over the internet
I just necro wagond this kid and i bet his e penis just shrunk 6 inches
186👍 130👎
a man's online ego, often growing in size with his forums post count, forum rep, and acquiring of a 10 dollar host booter.
player a - "dont fuck with me troll, dont you know who i am? ill drop your net for a week kid"
player b - "holy shit bro, just hit 4k post count? e-penis must have grown another inch"
player b has disconnected.
(msn) kodey tinney is now offline.
6👍 8👎
The attitude common in cranks and tech nerds who try to avoid being “sheeple” by creating unnecessary complexity. This includes attemps at “sticking it to the man” by avoiding elegant, well honed solutions. They have the relentless urge to muck around default settings to show how 1337 they are.
Good examples are installing pfsense instead buying an off the shelf router that’s simpler. Using the command line (for non repetetive tasks) even though the GUI takes the same time.
My start8 menu is conking out.
Yeah, no wonder. You should know better than to muck around with the default setup to show off your e-penis.
1👍 1👎
a psycological condition similar to a male's obsesion over the size of his actual penis. Those people suffering from an e-penis complex display symptoms such as obsession over trivial technological matters.
Everyone says Sam has an e-penis complex because he cant stop bragging about his computer's speed.
72👍 25👎
When someone loves your internet penis, which actually doesn't even exist but you say it to degrade people.
Don't even play, you know you totally love my E-penis.
5👍 21👎