when an aquaintance thinks they've found the perfect mate for you by their own complex system of "compatibility matching" and attempts a set-up. usually doesn't work out.
Dude, my landlord is trying to pull an eharmony on me with that girl who wears the ho boots.
When two ugly people are together, and no one can understand how either could be attracted to the other.
person1: Dude, how did those two hook up? They're both so hideous.
person2: I know, they're such an eHarmony match.
A web site where gangsters and thugs go to search for some lovin’.
"Damn, this ho here on Bone Thugs-N-eHarmony.com is hella fine. I would love to make her my bottom bitch some day."