deprived earlobe

When someone takes out a giant gauge in their ear so it droops low and it becomes flappy

Jack:*sees person take out giant gauge*
Jack:*turns to friend* aye bro look at the mf deprived earlobe

Earlobe cheese

Earlobe gunk

That smell when you twist your stud earrings and get a rancid earlobe cheese smell on your fingers

australian earlobe

It is known as the clitoris

I licked her Australian earlobe

stinky earlobes

Is a top 5 insult that will obliterate your opponent. A last resort only to be used when your in danger.

F150 driver: trump is a good president

Any sane human being: no

F150 driver: well ur ugly

Any sane human: well you have stinky earlobes

F150 driver: *fucking disintegrates*

penis earlobe

When you are bored on Urban Dictionary and you type random shit

"Wow im going to be a dumbass and type in something that doesnt exist. Hmm what should that be! Oh Penis Earlobe!"

Said by probably you.

french earlobed

The act of putting a nail through someone's earlobe until they say the french word, "Oui."

Faggot 1: "Hey man is that a new earring?"

Faggot 2: "Nah man, I got french earlobed."

Slippery Earlobe

The act of having sex with the woman on top and she squirts on you aiding for lubrication and stimulation.

"Can you make it squirt?"
"Yeah I can make it real wet."
"Good i'll give you the ol' slippery earlobe."

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